Friday, October 22, 2010

ILP Chalisa

This is a guest posy by MALAY MAJITHIA. The views expressed are entirely of the author.
2nd December ko Infocity me,
AHD07 ki batch thi aayi;
Kafi josh me the log sare,
Kyuki joining bhi thi badi der se aayi. (1)

58 logo ne join kiya tha,
Tareh tareh ke bhaat bhaat ke;
Punjab Delhi Himachal Shimla;
Rajasthan aur Gujarat ke. (2)

Pahele din orientation tha,
Kai logo ne lecture diya tha;
Tata ki history sun ke,
Apne aap pe garv bhi hua tha. (3)

Technical me Dr Scheme ne,
Saala bahut hi 'bore' kiye tha;
LS ke session me Anupam ne,
Hasa hasa ke lotpot kiya tha. (4)

Jayshree Satish aur Sanjukta ke session me,
Group activity kai humne ki thi;
Tabhi jaakar to kai logo ki,
Pratibha baahar aayi thi. (5)

Daffodil me diwar todi kisine,
Karni padi hum sab ko bharpaai;
Hamare hi paiso se humne,
New year ki party thi paayi. (6)

Block 3 aur Block 4 me rehte,
khate, pite aur aish the karte;
Har roj savere bathroom ke liye,
Andar andar hi race the karte. (7)

'Tie' kitno ko humne thi pehnaai,
Shave bhi har roj humne thi banaai;
9 baje office report karne ko,
Kai baar humne daud thi lagaai. (8)

Cool Point ki ice cream sabhi ko bhaai,
Big Bite me maggie hum sab ne khaai;
Dry state me sirf coke pikar,
Hitesh Tuli ne apni pyaas chhipaai. (9)

Nagpuja, Shreeji aur Jay Matarani,
Gujarati thali aur matke ka paani;
Dawat aur Shiv Shakti the mehanga,
Fir bhi ki waha bhi mijbaani. (10)

Serwer me milta south indian khana,
Rajbhog aur Punjab King ka taste;
Orange me jaate har 2 din par,
Sardar ka non veg tha best. (11)

Tower 3 ka khana aisa tha ghatiya,
Koi Pratham me gaya, kisi ne tiffin ka khaya;
Food court khulne ke intejaar me,
Tower 1 bhi log ja aaye. (12)

Padhai kam aur games jyada thi,
Dumb cherards, Killer aur Antakshari ki bol-bala thi;
Football ke scores hum predict karte the,
Cricket ke score pe najar rakhte the. (13)

CAT GATE ki exam di,
Bimari ke bahane chhutti bhi li;
Juzer chala gaya BHEL me aur,
Vijin ne bhi GSPC hath kar li. (14)

BBT WBT me khoye rehte,
Google karke answer likhte;
Jiska kabhi na naam bhi suna,
Unhi subjects ko pass bhi karte. (15)

Yash baba the BBT Topper,
Manan aata uske baad;
Itni aasaan si BBTs me,
Fail hua tha Neeraj do baar. (16)

WBT hoti thi badi hi simple,
100 laata har koi har baar;
Answer key bana ke class me ghumte,
5 minute me hota tha ek test paar. (17)

Bhupendra aur Chandravijay ne,
Kafi achchha Dr Scheme karwaya;
BM1 ke waqt hume pehli baar,
Jaalim Robo se intro karwarya. (18)

Aise me hi aa gaya EC1,
Tension badh gaya, ruk gayi masti;
D+ slots bhi shuru ho gaye,
Dr Scheme ne uda di susti. (19)

Tanmay ne kiya top EC1 me,
Tabhi hi aaya woh sab ki najar me;
Ek din ka maatam manakar,
Sab lag gaye fir mauj masti me. (20)

Weekend me koi Kankaria gaya,
Koi Akshardham ghumkar aaya;
Movies to har weekend hoti,
Har koi Cine max jaakar aaya. (21)

Rini ka gaana, Shamik ki acting,
Kalpana Juhee aur Ayush ka dance;
Vaibhav Medha ka teen tali garba,
Dipen ne mara Divya pe chance. (22)

Ravi Prachi ke lafde hue,
Shaival Mitali ke bhi charche hue;
Swati Juhee pe mar mite log,
Rucha ki ada ke diwane hue. (23)

Shivani aur Hiral ki hansi,
Tushar ke pyar me koi na fansi;
Woh chali gai Delhi aur,
Aahe bharta reh gaya Jay C. (24)

Suhrita ke gaane bade surile,
Lata Mangeshkar ki yaad dilate;
Komal ke gaane bade hi bedard,
Sunne walo ke kaan pakate. (25)

Nishtha ke chahne wale bahut the,
Chup rehte, kabhi bolte nahi the;
Nishtha bhi smart thi aisi,
Najar jhuka ke muskura leti thi. (26)

Munjal ke one liners Dipen ko satate,
Class me sir aaye to hum Vyomesh ko jagate;
'Sir' saamne baithe ho fir bhi,
Chain ki neend kai baar so jaate. (27)

Mihir ki shaktimaan ki acting par,
Log sabhi fida ho gaye;
Amit ki boli samjhte hue,
Na jaane kitne din lag gaye. (28)

Kushal ka har roj der se uthna,
Dhaval ka janmdin ko electric room me chhupna;
Malay ka hamesha "kuch bhi" bolna,
"Baki to koi problem nahi" kehna. (29)

Sandip jaisa sidha na koi,
Kishan ko Prabhu use kehta harkoi;
Laap aane par Ami bahut roi;
Raat bhar woh bilkul na soi. (30)

Allocation aakhiri din pe hua,
Kahi faili khushi, kahi faile gum;
Delhi milne par Jyoti ki,
Hansi hui thodi si kam. (31)

Divya ki woh latak matak chaal,
Rahul Bhateja ki apni hi style;
Siddharth ka foreign accent,
Ankit me dikhti UP ki style. (32)

Parul thi badi hi shant,
Anshika bhi chup rehti thi;
Kamaldeep thi badi hi sweet,
Aur savere jaldi uth jaati thi. (33)

Archana ka hamesha haste rehna,
Mitali ka Prachi ko shikayate karna;
Sandeepan ka chup sa rehna,
Shivani Swati ka saath na chhodna. (34)

Abhishek Vijay ka roj ka D+,
Sharmeen ka bhi koshish karna;
7 baje hi hostel me ho,
Fir bhi vaapis shart lagana. (35)

Naresh ne ultimatix aisa lock kiya,
17 din tak khul nahi paaya;
Trivendrum tak usne HR ko daudaya,
Puri TCS ko akele hi hilaya. (36)

Bijal Akanksha ka shant hi baihna,
Kaam pade to hi kuch bolna;
Parth Avani ka saath hi rehna,
Saath me ghumna, saath me khana. (37)

Medha ka Dipen ko Cuckoo kehna,
Puraane hindi gaane gaana;
Jay C ka chupke se mohabbat karna;
Tushar ka jabaan pe lagaam lagana. (38)

Raat ko jaagna, din me sona,
Savere hamesha late hi uthna;
I-Card bhulna, lift me atakna,
Late aakar defaulter hona. (39)

Ritesh, Shahid, Naresh aur Ravi,
Help unhi ki lete sabhi;
Yash, Manan aur Amit se,
J2EE sikhte sabhi LE. (40)

Doha(दोहा):
Bina mobile aur bina email ke, kabhi hamara samay na jaata,
Fir bhi itne pyaare dosto me, Humne ye suhana safar hai kaata;
Sab ko chhod jaane ka khayal, mere dil ko bilkul na bhaata,
Itne behtarin jo dost mile hai, Sab sath me bolo Thanks to Tata.

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